Disney pitch meeting: "People really want a 10-episode season about how the dianoga got aboard the Death Star and adapted to the trash biome there."

Wait I would definitely watch this

Seems like a rather large organism to just occur spontaneously in a brand new space station. I wonder if they actually introduce them to help with composting.

100%

Star Wars: Imperial Maintenance Workers Local 648, give them $200M and bring in Kevin Smith to consult.

Attenborough to handle the voice over or maybe Herzog: "the futile mediocrity of its befouled existence is only rarely alleviated by the chance to snatch an inattentive storm trooper that has strayed too close"

I regret to inform your the canon lore already exists and is ready for adaptation starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Omi

Omi

Omi was a Force-sensitive dianoga who lived inside garbage masher 3263827 aboard the Death Star. Omi, like other dianoga, was a sentient[1] carnivorous[4] cephalopod[6] which possessed multiple hearts...

Still waiting on the series suggested in CLERKS: the story of the doomed contractors working to finish the second Death Star.

Adapting to the trash is tight!

a man with a beard in a blue suit stands in front of a desk

ALT: a man with a beard in a blue suit stands in front of a desk

I'm mostly worried that you know its species name.

Pokemon pitch meeting “10 year olds want to know if the coffin Pokemon eats human bodies that are put in it”