"You're just like Schindler in Schindler's List!" (Derogatory)
This guy I knew told me his parents used to give him a glass of milk everyday after school - he grew up thinking having an upset stomach every evening was a normal thing for everybody. Only in adulthood did he realise that he'd been lactose intolerant the whole time
Now the husband is sitting forlornly in the security lounge, angrily calling someone (presumably the airline CEO). When that avails him naught, he drags the bags one by one to the lift, about to make the acquaintance of the airline's extra baggage policy
'They're just full of clothes!', says the lady - but this does not move the gate agent. The agent suggests they leave the bags. ''But what about our clothes?!', the lady wails. Ultimately the family decides to leave the gent in PNQ, while the lady & kid board the flight to AHD sans bags
Which is all fine, but there is no way either of these bags is fitting in any overhead bins. The couple is like, no probs we'll put them under our seats! The gate agent handles this truly ridiculous statement with an almost angelic grace and gently but emphatically shakes his head
The gate agents are like, lol we can't let you board with that. Turns out these guys were late and would have missed the flight entirely if they stood in the truly massive line for the security scanner for checked-in bags. Fair enough - 4am traffic around PNQ is super messed up
But they're not done - she's making a call from the gate to someone else, telling them to hurry to the gate. Sure enough, 2 mins later her husband rolls up with an EVEN BIGGER bag. This one's so large he can't even carry it - he's dragging it on the ground (it's not wheeled)
Crazy scenes at Pune airport this morning. Gate agent was making multiple calls for flight to AHD when a lady runs up with a toddler and the BIGGEST bag - like one of those massive bags tennis players bring to matches