But they're not done - she's making a call from the gate to someone else, telling them to hurry to the gate. Sure enough, 2 mins later her husband rolls up with an EVEN BIGGER bag. This one's so large he can't even carry it - he's dragging it on the ground (it's not wheeled)

The gate agents are like, lol we can't let you board with that. Turns out these guys were late and would have missed the flight entirely if they stood in the truly massive line for the security scanner for checked-in bags. Fair enough - 4am traffic around PNQ is super messed up