Cat, purring: "Oh, thank god, there's plantain chips too!"

Cat, screaming: "Why are there only mini pretzels?!?!?!"

I'm not from the South, but the Midwest -- but if I ever addressed someone without a 'ma'am' or 'sir' or other appropriate sign of respect attached (until they told me not to), my mother's arm would reach from the grave to slap me upside the head - "Show respect!" would ring out 'cross the land.

Not sure there is such a thing as "too much bisque"...

I might have to unfollow you for putting that image in my head, Mr. Kruse, I'm just sayin'... OK, not I'm not actually gonna do that, but still... ::pours bleach into brain::

::standing to applaud your wife's perfect comment::

a man in front of a microphone is saying every detail is perfect

ALT: a man in front of a microphone is saying every detail is perfect

Absolutely! Reminds me of that great scene in The West Wing ep Gone Quiet when Bruno goes on the tirade about how liberals have been cowering in the corner saying 'please don't hurt me' instead of calling out the right-wing bullshit all along. (Sadly it's too long to paste here, but easy to find.)

Agree 100%.