kink hard limits: choking, murder, shooting me with a gun in the head, stabbing me with a knife, stealing my money using an elaborate fake head made to look like me and saying "hello bank manager i am megaspel please give me my money", limb removal, scat, shooting me in the arm,

good meowning

@mleko.bsky.social nerd

Whoomst ordered the sleepy sauce. 💤 Ca. 1950s. https://www.prints-online.com/tabby-kittens-asleep-saucepan-14414296.html

Water droplets

performs comprehensive osint on you but just so we become rly good friends

trying scroll bluesky but my bitch wife wants to scroll orangesky

techies are fun to hang out with because you get to find out about decades old rivalries between linux tools named shit like “plonk” and “zslap” that do the exact same thing and how every plonk user genuinely thinks zslap users deserve the death penalty

arf im puppy for the morning....