i cant begin to express how little i want to sign in to my bedside lamp

In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems

the sticky teeth haver has logged off

This account is now sponsored by the Woods™. The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."

update: my creepy twins that walk together and talk in unison in an english accent revealed they were "just having a larf"

A friend of mine shrunk his kids, and had to tell his wife

set an alarm to wake myself up before you go go

(to tattoo artist) yeah im looking for a cover up my big red dragon backpiece. from when I thought I was becoming the Red Dragon

Youre taking a long shit into a short hole, buddy

forming a shield wall with my buddies and advancing on the monks tonight