it's so fucked up that god put me on this earth to be constantly gesturing with a cigarette in my hands while talking and then made cigarettes so so so bad for you
Truly mad how good putting in a 7/10 performance & contributing to a narrow win in a small-sided game on a weeknight can be for your mental health
The few stories we're currently seeing of Knesset politicians bear a pretty clear resemblance to those we saw of the Ba'ath party in 2003 - which is probably why we're not seeing many of them.
4yo: *makes himself a glass of water without any help for the first time* Me: "Awesome job kiddo! You're doing so many big boy things now!" 4yo: *looks straight at me and proceeds to drink it in tiny licks like a cat*
With Trump especially, this is now a pattern of him underperforming polls in every single primary to this point. But it's still notable for the Biden campaign that this happened in a vital swing state with a margin of victory in 2020 only slightly bigger than the number of uncommitted votes
CALLED IT!!!!! CALLED IT!!!! We went from "it's not happening" to "it's too late" in the blink of the eye! Fuck these guys--remember they are LYING FOR MONEY and it's never too late to reduce emissions! Things get more bad as we fling more carbon into the atmosphere on a sliding scale!
Please sit down before you read this post. So. The CEO of Exxon-Mobil just said this in an interview: "We’ve waited too long to open the aperture on the solution sets in terms of what we need, as a society, to start reducing emissions." There's more... 🧵 (1/n) fortune.com/2024/02/27/e...
"The dirty secret nobody talks about is how much all this is going to cost and who's willing to pay for it," Darren Woods said on Fortune’s Leadership Next podcast.
I've come to the regrettable conclusion that the annoying instagram people who swear by working out & going for a run early in the morning are wholly, objectively correct. Please respect my privacy in this trying time.
Germanic! At The Disco