so many of you need to accept our lord and savior Sports into your life

They turned touching grass into a fun activity

I started liking baseball in '21, it's gone well

absolutely not. just look at all the things people have done to each other throughout history in the name of Sports. the wars, for example.

I don't like sports No one does

This often involves going outside and/or being around people, so no thank you.

Liverpool has won back to back games with only ten men. I could levitate with the power this has given me

Especially during football!!

Praise THEM!

Don’t care for it myself, but this place won’t have Made It until there’s Sports here.

I am not so patiently waiting for the return of my emotional support hockey team…by dabbling in baseball, CFL and NCAA FB