Brits bitterly lamenting the loss of the Chagos Islands today sound like a 25-year-old finding out his mum gave his Lego that's been in the loft since 2012 to the kid across the street.
It's more than I expected from the UK government but still kinda shitty Diego Garcia remains off limits and Chagossians weren't involved in negotiations. But yes.
it's so much worse than that holy shit
This is just just so maximum British
The Venn diagram of people angry about the loss of ur Chagos Islands and the people who know where the Chagos Islands is are two completely separate circles
Who even knew we had them? Who even cared? Why on earth should we have had them all this time? Seems mad to me.
The obvious questions to ask: 1. Where are the Chagos Islands? 2. Can you point them out on a map for me? 3. Can you describe the appearance of a typical Chagossian? No need to be specific. Just give me the general (waves hand to denote 'skin colour'). 4. So you don't *really* care, do you?
What Brits?
Shit. I need to check on my Warhammer stuff.
Most Brits couldn't find the Chagos Archipelago on a map.