my lovense calls to me like the mask calls to the green goblin

i think i am desensitized to like 98% of what someone could say to me

might have to start jumping for the beef if i’m ever going to be a bluesky pro

explain your name/username: spyhopping

everytime i drink i need to like close every method of communication with anyone because i am the most embarrassing person in the world aaaaaaaaaaaa

you’re right, there is a beauty in the undulating boat of an oarfish. however, i will always be partial to thunniform swimmers

i hate anguilliform swimmers

banger 🔥🔥🔥

Don’t tell my X I’m here

BAHAHAHA my bad, should’ve thought that one out more