my lovense calls to me like the mask calls to the green goblin

i think i am desensitized to like 98% of what someone could say to me

might have to start jumping for the beef if i’m ever going to be a bluesky pro

explain your name/username: spyhopping

everytime i drink i need to like close every method of communication with anyone because i am the most embarrassing person in the world aaaaaaaaaaaa

Don’t tell my X I’m here

walking into the function covered in these

i love going through new followers posts like i’m trying to interpret their lore