This was me in 2008, and what I wouldn’t give for a hard choice between two decent human beings again.

Joke explainer: Recently @kimmalien.bsky.social did a post about Pokémon where … ah, nevermind.

You’re just so good. 🙌🏼

Glad you're still with us, friend.

This gets a follow ...

@favskeet.bsky.social 🚨

Duh, of course. Done!

I nominate this for a Favskeet.

When two people's brain worms reallllly like each other ...

OMG, we need to review the prenup ...