you’re all my ai girlfriends, just so you know

Tired: Brah 😴 Fired: Bro ☠️ Inspired: Bruv 🧠

Buckminster Fuller had a mystical experience where a talking beam of light told him to work for the betterment of all humanity and instead of worshiping a beam of light he worked for the betterment of all humanity, much appreciated

My favorite porn search term is "man responds to woman in internet comments without correcting her"

It's hard dressing for your body when you're built like a grocery store muffin

I will do anything for a bagel or a discount

Sonic and Zelda make it look easy but I bet in real life it's a lot harder to inhale oxygen from large underwater bubbles when you're seconds away from drowning. there's probably like a trick to it or something

Ol' Overestimating How Much Fun Putting Together A Giant Stroller Might Be When She Ordered It Pam. That's what they call me.

Hey you once said I wasn’t annoying no take backsies…

If only there was a show that could teach my kids letters and numbers while ensuring they eat as many cookies as possible …