It’s so sweet to see all my Bluesky friends grow up and become big accounts. It’s like, “Good job, nerdy goofs! The world needs you! Fly!”
I know I shouldn’t mix work and pleasure but to be honest I’ve met most of my girlfriends through my job as a part-time exorcist.
The earth has a new mini-moon, which, I can tell you first-hand, is causing a lot havoc in the lycanthrope community.
My soulmate is probably playing pokemon go somewhere near a llama farm right now
caterpillars produce silk but don't make webs. they're poseurs
Nature abhors a vacuum but so does my very, very nervous dog. You ain’t so special, nature.
learning the routines of all the handlers and noting the blind spots in the enclosure it's only a matter of time now
This was me in 2008, and what I wouldn’t give for a hard choice between two decent human beings again.