No no, I said hot girl Sumer. Get in loser, we're inventing a three-dimensional writing system and base-60 mathematics.

Prototype <> The One With the Robot War 🤖 Alliances <> The One the Orchid 🌷 Threshold <> The One With the Lizard Babies 🦎 Meld <> The One Where Tuvok Can't Handle the Truth 🤬

Tattoo <> The One with the Ancient Aliens 🛸 Cold Fire <> The One Where Kes Started the Fire 🔥 Maneuvers <> The One with Chakotay's DNA 🧬 Resistance <> The One Where Janeway Lets Her Hair Down 👱‍♀️

Like truly have you tried reading something from a news site on your phone recently? It is nearly impossible. I keep trying to scroll (because ads take up half the screen) and accidentally clicking on some pop up that consumes the entire screen but also doesn’t actually work so I can’t x out of it.

And then there's this Spidey panel, which pops into my brain whenever the Elon Musks of the world show us their worst selves.

Who will be the Chuck Yeager of masturbation?

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Also let's do more comedic stuff. Maybe Meet the Tellarites could be a Tellarite family living on Earth and adjusting to things. A classic sitcom setup could be fun within the Trek family of products

Something about the Tellarites: they're a founding member of the Federation but we know next to nothing about them. Let's get to know them! A mini-series that focuses one episode on a lesser-known species like the Breen, Bolians, etc. Could be a lead-in to Meet the Tellarites