Inside this box is a button. If you press the button, you will receive one million dollars. However, someone who posts in the chat on the side of an illegal NFL stream will die. Take as long as you need— okay let me finish. You pressed the button without letting me finish. All right.
Hey Stefan, I miss you guys. Any chance of some reconciliation?
you don't get more money if you hit the button ag- ok... ok... oh.... kaaaay you're going to have to leave
breaking my entire body against the button
If Bluesky allowed for animated gifs, you'd be getting a face full of turbo speed keyboard cat right now.
I don't have to physically press the button do I? (drags out automatic button pressing device. )
*wonders how these illegal stream chatters could be souch worse than average NFL chatters* ...These people are all and without exception Qultists and cryptobros, aren't they?
Ethically the best time to press the button is after he says million dollars at that point that's all you know and that's good enough reason
wow okay guys hang on a second while we replace the button because you broke it by pushing it too much
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