Fuck me sideways!

Cleverly, not being quite so cleverly.

Oh dear. Red-faced summary in tomorrow's Inside Politics newsletter by the look of it :-)

One thing is now guaranteed: nobody can blame the party members this time. Whichever lunatic they pick, it's 100% on the MPs.

Even out of government, the Conservative party's cup runneth over for banter scenarios coming true

Ideal scenario for a Labour win in five years, although that’s assuming she’s still leader.

ffs, how on earth did that happen?!

That could be a cryptic crossword clue for KEMI.

this is what always happens

Ummm. Without any malice, thanks for the offer, but I’ll pass. No insult intended.

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