i want to be mysterious but i cannot shut the fuck up

I have a mouth and I must be quiet (I failed)

That's the best way of being mysterious. Flood with useless trivia and keep the secrets behind that.

Just talk about everything except yourself

the story of my life

real I like attention too much to be mysterious

I want to be more chatty, but that usually loses me listeners. 😏

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IT INTO WORDS

skills issue

This is why I love when I lose my voice, my apparent intelligence skyrockets when I can't pontificate about penises

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