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Elisse LaRoche
@summerelisse.bsky.social
If I have to make one more new social media account, I will kill myself.
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A man and a woman are being chased by a mob. The man says "Oh God, were being chased by a gang of angry Zoomers!" The woman says "not to worry! I have this cardboard cutout of Chino Moreno from Deftones." The Zoomers are instantly mesmerized by the cutout. One of them points to it and says "whoa! is that Chino?" They crowd around it. One says "you are so based, dude." Another, crying a little says "your atmospheric music speaks to our broad sense of generational melancholy."
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The blocking change on Twitter has forced enough perverts over here that I think we've finally hit critical mass and this is a real social media platform

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This is a sound investment

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That is a top tier hat

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Bookshop.org is offering free shipping October 8-9. It’s a great chance for North Americans support their favorite indie bookstores—or RJL!

Read Japanese Literature Bookshop
Read Japanese Literature Bookshop

The affiliate bookstore for ReadJapaneseLiterature.comand the podcast Read Japanese Literature.

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Our beautiful MUSIC BOX OF HORRORS 2024 poster is here! Grab one today at the MUSIC BOX POP-UP SHOP, along with exclusive Music Box merch, including vintage posters, hats, mugs, and more. Open 11am-6pm, located a couple doors down at 3727 N. Southport Ave.

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There used to be a "meat tree" in my neighborhood I had to avoid walking dogs near because of all the bones at the base. Turns out the squirrels were dragging discarded wings from someone's take out addiction up to the top and dropping the leftovers lol

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What a fun way to learn I've had this account for over a year, yet I almost never remember it exists.

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #272,654, Elisse LaRoche ‪@summerelisse.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 7, 2023"
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I always forget to post on Bluesky, but I do love lurking.

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We're in Germany and it's supposed to get up to 80F. No thank you.

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Elisse LaRoche
@summerelisse.bsky.social
If I have to make one more new social media account, I will kill myself.
47 followers79 following26 posts