I was driving by a house fire this morning and noticed it had a Trump flag so I stopped and flirted with the firemen.

Florida gun laws: “So, you just flew in today from Hawaii and need a scoped AK-47 and full body armor? Will that be cash or credit?”

George Santos has entered the Fitness Protection Program.

Why are so many Trump supporters trying to kill him? This MAGA-on-MAGA violence needs to stop.

Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you’re Steve Bannon. lol

Went to Starbucks this morning and asked the barista for her strongest roast and she said I was so fake I make Barbie jealous.

Not very much happening over here.

The doctors treating Trump said he was unharmed because the bullet went in one ear and out the other.

Times Magazine 2024 "Man of The Ear"