I was driving by a house fire this morning and noticed it had a Trump flag so I stopped and flirted with the firemen.
Florida gun laws: “So, you just flew in today from Hawaii and need a scoped AK-47 and full body armor? Will that be cash or credit?”
Why are so many Trump supporters trying to kill him? This MAGA-on-MAGA violence needs to stop.
Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you’re Steve Bannon. lol
Went to Starbucks this morning and asked the barista for her strongest roast and she said I was so fake I make Barbie jealous.
The doctors treating Trump said he was unharmed because the bullet went in one ear and out the other.
I’ve hired hundreds of people but I would never hire a felon - why the fuck would I vote for one?
Politics is like riding a bus. You catch a bus that takes you close to where you want, then you switch busses for one that gets you closer. If you don't hop on the Biden bus you’ll get pushed onto the Trump bus going 90 mph in the opposite direction and heading for a cliff.