Remember how Donald Trump used to call reporters, saying he was John Barron? I think these billionaire narcissists really are that clueless.

Adiran Dittmann and John Baron enter a bar to discuss who’s the best father of all times - Elon Musk or Donald TrumpAdiran Dittmann and John Baron enter a bar to discuss who’s the best father of all times - Elon Musk or Donald Trump

Everybody knew (and has hopefully extricated themselves from) a really shitty liar, who was convinced he was a great liar because he thought he was smarter than everyone else and nobody wanted to deal with him. Now give that guy infinite money and the most annoying party drugs.