FICTIONAL SEX IS COERCIVE BECAUSE CHARACTERS ARE FORCED INTO IT BY AUTHORS I AM SCREAMING

This might be … is it … possibly … Peak Discourse(TM)

*looks at post* *looks at vape* *looks back at post* *tosses vape away*

This is the most amazing argument I've ever seen

I see Twitter is having a normal one.

I hope they’re joking. Please tell me this is a joke.

writing fictional characters at all is technically a form of slavery

But if one of the fictional characters is based on yourself the person you were having sex with has to consent to the retelling in the story otherwise what are we even doing here

i thought i was fictional until i met the woman of my dreams

Jesus Christ

People really can say anything with their full chest on the internet