i just kinda thought at this point I would be well liked by at least a small group of people but i'm worse at developing relationships with people than i ever anticipated

uh, i'm already looking at internet porn, i like to think i'm pretty talented at this "jerking off" thing, i don't need "instructions" thank you very much 🙄

call me old yeller the way I'm a fucking dog and I want someone to shoot a hot load in me

just doing "it is what it is" at my job until the stress kills me because four different people rely on the admittedly-pretty-good income it brings to some extent

I could have chosen to be the person I needed to be at ANY TIME yet chose to WASTE MY LIFE living in FEAR AND SELF-PITY like a CRAVEN WRETCH and I will reckon with that FOREVER

EVERYONE: ah man, here comes The Hovering Crystal That Stalks You For Weeks Before Vapourising You Completely With A Mysterious Beam THE CRYSTAL: [low, ominous humming] EVERYONE: ha ha! what a fixture of our community. THE CRYSTAL: [higher pitched humming]

“why don’t trans people on here ever stop being bitches about the new york times?” well, 22 GOP attorneys general are using consumer protection law to try to deny trans kids puberty blockers based on the fatally flawed cass report (which the NYT covered glowingly) & transphobic NYT coverage.

transsexuality is divine btw. it is the ultimate triumph of the mind over the body. it is the exultation of the soul, the freedom of the spirit. it is the final culmination of self-assuredness and gnosis of the self. no wonder we've always held spiritual roles within society

kids’ inability to provide consent in certain contexts does not arise from some lack of agency in young people, but from irreconcilable power imbalances, between kids and adults, which cannot in any way be rendered safe. let’s not stumble into kink at pride 3.0 here

not sure what's a more pathetic prospect: that i'm using my mental health and disability as an excuse for my failure to be & do better, or that it this is actually the best person I can be given the circumstances