Another day at work, stacking these boxes of apples and oranges neatly in alleyways. Some guys at work complain about all the cars that come by being chased by the police, smashing into our tidy little stacks, but me I figure that's just job security. always gonna be more boxes to stack in the alley

when do the detectives come by to question you

Man, Stackers Local Union is the life, I'm stuck over here in Dark Alley Garbage Disposal. I'm on my 4th discovered body this month and if it weren't for the dental....

Yall shold union ize with the International Brotherhood of large glass planes carrying in public IBLGPCP

Where's my sharpened tools rack gone to?

a man riding a bike on a street with a wooden fence

Alt: A scene from the movie Ong Bak where a main character jumps over a collection of sharpened tools in a single bound, using just his own power, and doing the splits to avoid bumping the tools on the way.

i for one think they're a menace! me and my baby stroller are always getting harassed!!!!

I hope you also set up a large canopy over the boxes that is perfectly the right size and location to break a fall from a third story windowI hope you also set up a large canopy over the boxes that is perfectly the right size and location to break a fall from a third story window

just glad i'm not on fruit cart detail. that guy has to dive for cover himself every time they drive thru & smash his fruit cart. then he can't sell any fruit half the week cuz he's down repairing the fruit cart

we must imagine that the box-stacking man is happy

Talk to my cousin, he sells giant pots in a bazaar in Morocco and you wouldn’t believe how often he has to fish tourists out of those things after the local thugs blow past. I told him he should charge rent

Out here carrying huge sheets of plate glass across the street; those sirens in the distance are none of my business.