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Tachy0nik
@tachy0nik.bsky.social
Failed venture capitalist, Graduate of the School of Comparative Irrelevance, Esoteric Satirist. Lives in a Section 8 Penthouse. I don't know what any of this means but you understood when I said it.
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LOlukeoneil47.bsky.social

They don’t em them like this anymore

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Ttachy0nik.bsky.social

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #793,348! (I gotta play this as Lotto numbers)

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #793,348, Tachy0nik ‪@tachy0nik.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 30, 2023"
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Cc0nc0rdance.bsky.social

2000 years before Ray Kroc, the Ancient Romans invented fast food in the form of thermopolium ('hot food shops'), which sold ready-to-eat food for residents of apartments (insulae) who had no kitchens. They kept the portions small, but that was enough forum.

A man in blue tunic behind a counter serves a group of patrons in colorful tunics.  Food is arranged on the counters, and some of the men have drinking cups.  The location is a taberna or marketplace, and there are other shops (a butcher) across from our hot food counter.
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SDxehtfodrol.bsky.social

Honestly, if I was ever in a position to reach Elder Statesperson within a party and have amassed all that capital, I would totally just be like "burn the establishment down kids, how can I help?" Fuck my generation once I'm in my 70s, time for my grandkids to run this shit!

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LIcoolhand.bsky.social

My only request to those astronauts is PLEASE, when things go to shit, film in landscape mode. Everything about the jetliner was portrait mode and god that’s irritating

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Ttachy0nik.bsky.social

I wasn't disagreeing. Just expounding on your post. Dont get me wrong, there are some savvy ones. But the rest would probably get hit by parked cars. JFC.

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Hol' up. There's too much esteem given to Ivy grads. A lot of those I've encountered would fall for a Brooklyn Bridge ownership scam or tell them the sun is going to rise from the west in the morning. They just happen to be very persistent in their academic endeavors and future career path.

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The virus will find a new host

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Tachy0nik
@tachy0nik.bsky.social
Failed venture capitalist, Graduate of the School of Comparative Irrelevance, Esoteric Satirist. Lives in a Section 8 Penthouse. I don't know what any of this means but you understood when I said it.
37 followers149 following108 posts