Respect how they identified the most Hallmark sex euphemism, they are not amateurs over there

If you spend 20 consecutive minutes on social media your phone should explode

I would pay upwards of $7 to watch a cooking show where Donald Trump had 30 minutes to make fries without help that were judged by Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith

I love the reactions along the lines of, “We’re just a new manager and upgrades at a few positions away from going back to the World Series.” Like, ok. Who isn’t?

the media somehow cannot believe that a man in a sweater vest could be racist

It’s a great analogy and mirrors things I’ve heard from family members - they have unshakable faith that America is fundamentally stable and will never stray too far from a narrow status quo. Of course, even having this belief requires several layers of insulation from real policy effects.

AJ Brown is good enough to bail out Sirianni’s terrible gameplanning

I can’t tell if the eagles are the best bad team or the worst good team

The thought that you achieve a different result in the Mets series by replacing Hays with a guy with very similar advanced stats because that guy had one good at bat is borderline insane