Respect how they identified the most Hallmark sex euphemism, they are not amateurs over there

I would pay upwards of $7 to watch a cooking show where Donald Trump had 30 minutes to make fries without help that were judged by Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith

I love the reactions along the lines of, “We’re just a new manager and upgrades at a few positions away from going back to the World Series.” Like, ok. Who isn’t?

the media somehow cannot believe that a man in a sweater vest could be racist

It’s a great analogy and mirrors things I’ve heard from family members - they have unshakable faith that America is fundamentally stable and will never stray too far from a narrow status quo. Of course, even having this belief requires several layers of insulation from real policy effects.

The thought that you achieve a different result in the Mets series by replacing Hays with a guy with very similar advanced stats because that guy had one good at bat is borderline insane

Makes you wonder what the mark of a bad businessman is, if both solvency and insolvency are good

does the price keep going up but there’s less and less in the bag and it keeps tasting worse?

the kicker of “I lied about going to dinner so she would look nice” is just the perfect encapsulation of how this was all about the story he would tell and not at all about seeing his wife as a person

go birds