Yeah, this is what I was going to say. Ultimate Ironman accounts don't even get the bank.

I feel your pain.

You know it's Beaker who knocks the bucket down the well only for Gandrowlf to declare "Fool of a Took!"

If you search for "turtle dove", this is apparently the only option:

The best commits are the ones that remove code 🙂

Ages ago I made a grey stone base for my then-girlfriend-now-wife's D&D character.

Hey @kevlin.bsky.social, I hope you aren't anonymized_person_0

If the scheme was fairly prescriptive in what was eligible, or if government sign-off was needed ahead of the funds being spent, and outcomes measured, then a lot of that could be headed off. As you say, the incentives don't naturally line up, this is saying "get on board or pay a lot of tax".

To me the answer seems clear - let them keep the investment loophole as long as the investment is in clean energy production. Give them the choice between handing those profits over to the government or spending them on building revenue-generating solar and wind farms.

TBH I'd love to be able to buy mince pies and hot cross buns all year round. I was hyped when they started making not-quite-Creme-Eggs all year a while back.