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They call me Ethan, I call myself The Hungry Reader. Dormant YouTuber, Host of Biopsy of an Ogre, Co-host of Special Presentation or ALF Will Not Be Seen Tonight. He/them, they/him.
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They didn’t have one when I went last year, disappointingly. I think they’re a sort of transient exhibit, since they get so big; even the Outer Bay tank might be too small for their needs!

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Early in the morning Daddy Dinkie went to work, selling lamps and chairs to San Ferdino squares

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Then you get there and you’re like “wow, it really is plempy!”

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You might ask a God-like figure what happens when you die, and they’d say “Plempy. Zomburg. Noops, and weelabolg until shulls are fully barpended”, and they wouldn’t be lying but it’s all things you have absolutely no frame of reference for.

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if you don’t stop farting dirty songs I’ll wash your butt out with soap

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LONG!
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YOU CAN PUT ON A CAT SUIT AND TALK TO THE CATS, A++ NO NOTES GOTY

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This is why I never touch Lemon Pledge. I’ll take my Pine-Sol!

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I’m glad you buried her in your side table so she’ll always be in your thoughts

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@teeaitchare.bsky.social
They call me Ethan, I call myself The Hungry Reader. Dormant YouTuber, Host of Biopsy of an Ogre, Co-host of Special Presentation or ALF Will Not Be Seen Tonight. He/them, they/him.
73 followers67 following1k posts