They didn’t have one when I went last year, disappointingly. I think they’re a sort of transient exhibit, since they get so big; even the Outer Bay tank might be too small for their needs!

Early in the morning Daddy Dinkie went to work, selling lamps and chairs to San Ferdino squares

Then you get there and you’re like “wow, it really is plempy!”

if you don’t stop farting dirty songs I’ll wash your butt out with soap

YOU CAN PUT ON A CAT SUIT AND TALK TO THE CATS, A++ NO NOTES GOTY

This is why I never touch Lemon Pledge. I’ll take my Pine-Sol!

I’m glad you buried her in your side table so she’ll always be in your thoughts

That’s what I thought, but I had a nap and now it’s just a bunch of river rocks, what the hell happened?

Wow, really? I can see it with Beetlejuice but not Edward, he’s awkward and clumsy and emotionally stunted, and— wait a minute did I not like him because he’s too much like me