I've had a single interaction with that guy, and not only was it wholly unpleasant, it was also completely unbidden. So yeah, I feel ya.

I'm mostly surprised that, despite her being a goblin, she manages to look down on the viewer. (spoiler: she tripped you to get the mommy angle.)

performance wise, or as clients of a bowling alley?

I mean, I kinda did! Someone screamed so I immediately checked what was going on! no popping sound though.

It was during the cold months. Dad took us to college theater to see a french movie. I had my coat off and was slouching way down in my seat while waiting for the movie to start. Then I hear a woman behind just scream "THAT GUY HAS NO HEAD!" because my coat's collar was still peeking above the seat.

how do you feel?

only in movies! It's fascinating, to be honest. What a neat job to have!

I would cover myself in peanut butter and jump off a cliff.

Heck yeah, diner canon!

Maybe this next cup will be exactly right. You gotta keep trying.