(inhales) …*prick*

A brief history of self-regulation

oH bUt wAiT bRiBeS aRe LeGaL nOw…

Talked to an old friend tonight who’s about as bad off as you can be and still be alive. I suppose the difference between me and some people is that what this brought to mind wasn’t gratitude that I’m doing better, but concern for how the political landscape might affect him in November.

This is where that cowboy shit gets you. Call me a liberal nutcase, but maybe spend less time booby-trapping the Rio Grand and more time bringing your state up to the standards we’d have expected at the turn of the millennium?

WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

I got fifty bucks that says the GOP will be claiming that liberals wrote Project 2025 by this time next week.

Can we all agree that “he should step aside” is the new “but her emails”? Let’s go ahead and put this one in the rearview so that Putin’s guys have to puzzle out the next stupid thing to amplify.

Also: ordered

When you search for “Bluesky” in the App Store, the first result is (I shit thee not) Truth Social. I’d like to think that Steve Job would be really angry about this but he probably wouldn’t. This is what we get for tolerating billionaires.