Been an exhausting week at work, mostly because of conspiracy theorist Padres fans convinced everyone from the umpires to announcers are against them. Dodgers were my least favorite team entering the playoffs, BUT THE PADS ARE MAKING A MOVE
What we are not about to do is pretend Miller High Life is good, guys
The ostrich head in the sand approach in the face of something THIS obvious is so wild to me
Son hanging out with younger brother of a San Diego Padre tonight and if this friendship doesnât blossom into free playoff tickets what are we even doing
Me: Where you going? Son: In-N-Out Me: You ate dinner two hours ago Son: Me: You gonna put a shirt on? Son: Iâm doing drive thru Me:
Will be looking for you in the crowd at dawn with an especially esoteric sign!
I've told my wife I'd love to get up there for a long weekend and introduce her to your wife and daughter. You're free to hang around if you just want to remember some A's, otherwise just make sure the bourbon is accessible TIA
My favorite moment in this thread was me yelling "PHIL'S CHEATING" to no one in particular on your Dave Parker entry, then you tweet (uh, bleet?) that, yes, you're cheating lol