Been an exhausting week at work, mostly because of conspiracy theorist Padres fans convinced everyone from the umpires to announcers are against them. Dodgers were my least favorite team entering the playoffs, BUT THE PADS ARE MAKING A MOVE

What we are not about to do is pretend Miller High Life is good, guys

Son hanging out with younger brother of a San Diego Padre tonight and if this friendship doesn’t blossom into free playoff tickets what are we even doing

Me: Where you going? Son: In-N-Out Me: You ate dinner two hours ago Son: Me: You gonna put a shirt on? Son: I’m doing drive thru Me:

Please read this thread

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #317,274! But, I’m #263,073 in ur hearts 😘

In Skagway, Alaska and thru the magic of technology, Mrs. Bootleg has discovered that our son took her new Lexus out for fast food and is eating in her car and I'm not sure if my wife isn't trying to fly back to San Diego tonight.

All my life, I wanted to visit Alaska. But, if I had known how every bar in this state doesn't have a TV. Does Soviet Russia still control this territory?

100°F in San Diego, so I escaped to Alaska for the week. Would recommend.

This is pizza made here in California, where pizza was created and perfected.