In Skagway, Alaska and thru the magic of technology, Mrs. Bootleg has discovered that our son took her new Lexus out for fast food and is eating in her car and I'm not sure if my wife isn't trying to fly back to San Diego tonight.

Were the words "your son" uttered?

A visit to the Skagway Bordello Museum will take your mind off your troubles. www.skagway.com/listing/red-...