adding some greeblies to the sides of my penis to make it look a bit more sci-fi

people are right to look at american politics like tv, because it is. if you think any of this shit makes any difference you are not getting enough oxygen

i'm always surviving everything

ace ventura but it's asexual jesse "the body" ventura

liquid voice les bon temps terrible

rolling out of bed at 5am ready to post screenshots from a different app to be mad at

cant imagine wanting trump dead. sure the 2024 campaign has been lackluster but maybe 28 will be funny. some people have no patience or imagination

thinking about some 80s style computer nerds describing a pretty woman as “a total mainframe”

people are mad about new york cop corruption but I think it's cool. bring back 70s nyc