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The Danelaw
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Jörvikshire Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the Court of the Bretwalda in Wülferhampton. Bloody Foreigner. Been a bit of a Cnut since 865AD. Skön. No jam, no cream.
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Those are not cattle. They are oversized mint humbugs on legs.
It’s buying it, cooking it, and clearing up afterwards that I don’t like.
That’s very deep, Hatted One.
Good morning, Friend of Penguins. Happy Monday to you and your team.
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I am no longer allowed to have a conversation with the Pinguwalda and I don’t know if I have done something wrong.
I think I got away with it.
We are having hostages. Sorry! No! No! Sausages. Sausages is what we are having.
A nice, roomy, fur boot. Traditionally made of squirrel. There’s a pantomime plot twist right there.
TD
The Danelaw
@the-danelaw.bsky.social
Jörvikshire Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the Court of the Bretwalda in Wülferhampton. Bloody Foreigner. Been a bit of a Cnut since 865AD. Skön. No jam, no cream.
61 followers41 following95 posts