Bastards!

a close up of a man wearing a black jacket

ALT: a close up of a man wearing a black jacket

Those are not cattle. They are oversized mint humbugs on legs.

It’s buying it, cooking it, and clearing up afterwards that I don’t like.

That’s very deep, Hatted One.

Good morning, Friend of Penguins. Happy Monday to you and your team.

I think I got away with it.

We are having hostages. Sorry! No! No! Sausages. Sausages is what we are having.

A nice, roomy, fur boot. Traditionally made of squirrel. There’s a pantomime plot twist right there.

And a bit too furry.

Being a squirrel, you probably only have a small part to begin with.