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With the turn I gathered name as the bastard's son / Who, by fire, I would come through this wire I might cut / Atop this tower of loss and lust
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"And GOB realized he'd accidentally worked a day in his life."

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This, but for “genuinely believed in conservative values”

Image of Andrew Lawrence tweet.
Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views
Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
Con: LOL no...no not those views
Me: So....deregulation?
Con: Haha no not those views either
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones
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Mmm, yes, notoriously emotionally stable man, Donald J Trump.

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My immediate follow-up question would be "and what common interest is this social club forming around?" Of course, I wouldn't bother sticking around to hear all 14 words of their response.

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“If we pay them less, it encourages them to do free marketing for us, too! Win/win!”

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I know this doesn't matter, but I'm a native English speaker and I understood your intent clearly.

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"Oh my god, we have to embrace the children... 's future!"

A still of the character Tobias Funke from Arrested Development. In the scene, he is auditioning for what he thinks is a character in a building on fire, but is actually for a store having a fire sale.
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*me, gently tapping the name paired with Vance's on the ballot*

An image of JD Vance, claiming Americans aren't interested in "billionaire celebrities who are disconnected from the interests and problems of Americans". (He is talking about Taylor Swift, and not his running mate, Donald John Trump)
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TheBastardsSon
@thebastardsson.bsky.social
With the turn I gathered name as the bastard's son / Who, by fire, I would come through this wire I might cut / Atop this tower of loss and lust
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