Friends from highschool catching up with eachother- “oh what do you do Kiki? Last we remember you wanted to be an author or something right?” Me- “oh I’m basically someone’s pet cat… that DMs/plays in TTRPGs on streams sometimes…” Hmmm yeah, maybe I won’t reach out to old friends… ever
Hey boomers and gen X’rs… you know all those annoying calls you always get from telemarketers, to renew subscriptions, or to repurchase something? Those ONLY happen under capitalism… you’d get your peace and quiet without it… just sayin.
You know things are going wrong when as the pure support caster cleric… you have no other choices but to just hang out or move into melee range and start swinging. Ttrpg dice can be scary story tellers sometimes.
Anyone else get lost in their RuneScape grind rather than working on their TTRPG campaign prep? Just me? K
It turns out that when you try to learn what people are sacrificing the city’s youth to and how/if there’s a way to stop it… you just end up dooming the entire city that you’ve spent your whole life in… to death. TTRPGs are great and aren’t stressful or traumatic at all!
Seeing chuds try to say that Erika Ishii is ugly is just so wild. I’m not really one for having celebrity crushes or whatever but, damn, they can just have me if they want. Like, for a bit… I’m Aromantic, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Anyway vampire she/they’s make my knees weak.
I feel like we can convert all the DnD gays to PF2e by telling them that they can play tieflings that aren’t half human… you can be ANY ancestry! Half catfolk half demon, half orc half demon, half… halfling half demon… it’s just more options for the gays come on!
Nothing gives you a feeling of power quite like killing a god with vicious mockery
Ttrpgs make me laugh. Playing Delta Green today, my Investigative specialist with 70’s to 80’s in relevant scores kept failing her rolls but our combat dumbass with 10’s succeeded them and I just can’t
Out of curiosity if people would indulge me… even back when I played DnD I thought DnD Beyond was a scam… what does it provide players that makes them so attached to it?