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We're TheEmptyPress, AKA "The Old Dark Lady". We write worthless, satirical garbage. Also, we're not an AI, we're just bad at what we do. linktr.ee/theemptypress
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While Ohio deals with cat-eating Haitians, Nova Scotia is being overrun with chicken-devouring South Asians! What’s worse, Eastlink appears to have engaged these egg-layer-eating East Indians in economic endeavours! #Eastlink#RCMP#NSPoli#Wypipo#Halifax#NovaScotia

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Thank God, the RCMP are on the case, and have vowed to put an end to the pandemonium produced by these poultry-partaking Punjabis! #Eastlink#RCMP#NSPoli#Wypipo#Halifax#NovaScotia

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The Empty Press
@theemptypress.bsky.social
We're TheEmptyPress, AKA "The Old Dark Lady". We write worthless, satirical garbage. Also, we're not an AI, we're just bad at what we do. linktr.ee/theemptypress
23 followers2 following250 posts
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