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The great Barbossa
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HOhausofdecline.bsky.social

A man has a tattoo of the A24 logo on the small of his back. Another man comments "this is the worst tramp stamp I've ever seen." The tattoo man says "you're a philistine. Their movies are of a very high quality." The other man angrily retorts "They're a distribution company!" to which the tattoo man shouts back "they frequently produce their own movies!"
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Jjunlper.bsky.social

being naive and young is thinking the world is becoming 1984, maturing is realizing you have 2 beers in your fridge to drink

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HOhausofdecline.bsky.social

A man with sallow, sunken eyes says to his boyfriend"I'm so happy you love me even though I have dead, sociopath eyes."  In a fisheye closeup of his face, he says "I mean I've thought of getting them fixed." His boyfriend vehemently protests "You shouldn't have to." He then embraces him warmly and repeats, smiling and loving "you shouldn't have to"
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KSkeithstack.com

I guess just straight up making Goku your mascot works too.

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TStheserfstv.bsky.social

I don't think a single image has better captured the current zeitgeist like the depressed Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa cooking meth in Glascow
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DOfoldablehuman.bsky.social

If he's telling the truth in his apology (he isn't) then Somerton has a lingering brain injury so severe that he cannot differentiate his own writing from the writing of others even when it constitutes pages upon pages of text, and is thus physically unfit to be a professional non-fiction writer.

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Kkeffals.gg

I just got access to grok and it's calling elon musk transphobic and that he enabled jeffrey epstein in sex trafficking

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The great Barbossa
@thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social
epically rotting on estrogen
5 followers41 following13 posts