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Seattle's Only Real Fake News (Satire/Parody) Have a hot headline tip? Send it to Submit@TheNeedling.com TheNeedling.com
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Coming out is hard, especially when you have no idea how your Seattle queer and/or poly friends will react to you admitting you’re a smoldering monogamous straight. Here are five fun, creative and easy ways to do it.

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SUsisterunity.bsky.social

Gosh, I'm sorry for all the times you were threatened with death or being beaten for being straight & all the times you contemplated suicide because of society's and even your family's rejection of your being straight.

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I am legit the only cishet in my friend group. I need this... :D

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This is dumb, why do cis straight people want to be marginalized so bad.

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The Needling
@theneedling.bsky.social
Seattle's Only Real Fake News (Satire/Parody) Have a hot headline tip? Send it to Submit@TheNeedling.com TheNeedling.com
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