"Everyone tells Me I made light and darkness, sea and sky, but to be honest, I was blacked out for most of that millennium."
THE HEAVENS—Sipping on a Diet Coke as He described the mix of alcohol and pills He had lived off of for years, a newly sober God admitted Tuesday that He had no recollection of creating the universe. ...
A millennium-long ‘60s.
Up to the relapse part this could have been an interview with Stephen King about his Cujo-era writing
I'm pretty sure one of the Rotherham rioters used this as a defence in court this week!
No wonder this shit is so broken.
www.theonion.com/god-brings-i... is some kind of classic Manichaeism
THE HEAVENS—In an effort to delegate more of His divine work, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, has brought into existence a second god who will handle all day-to-day creation duties, sources confirm...
Oh—key.
Interviewer: "God, do you remember impregnating a virgin so that the child could one day be crucified as penance for mankind's sins?" God: "I don't remember that, but...I believe it happened..."
Well this is not surprising. He did drink himself into a stupor then pass out for 2000 years.
