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JSmadredenacho.bsky.social

HE DESERVES ALL OF IT

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Ssmilebrill.bsky.social

Message me now 😭

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I mean...

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DSduanemoody.bsky.social

>baby boomers with Gen X offspring You realize we're adjacent enough to be siblings and most Gen X are children of Silent Generation right

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...and then a hungry Haitian ate it???

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Aandrewgowen.bsky.social

Someone will eat it.

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RAkerthulhu75.bsky.social

As a former Pomeranian's human, I whole-heartedly approve of this.

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NWnwagers.bsky.social

Fine. We're still not letting you see the grandkids.

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Rricopic.one

Better than what they’re actually doing

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Ppunkymaysnark.bsky.social

I hate the 1%, but I will make an exception for her because I'm just MAD about Pomeranians.

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