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HE DESERVES ALL OF IT
Message me now 😭
>baby boomers with Gen X offspring You realize we're adjacent enough to be siblings and most Gen X are children of Silent Generation right
...and then a hungry Haitian ate it???
Someone will eat it.
As a former Pomeranian's human, I whole-heartedly approve of this.
Fine. We're still not letting you see the grandkids.
Better than what they’re actually doing
I hate the 1%, but I will make an exception for her because I'm just MAD about Pomeranians.
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