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TTthetacobellbell.bsky.social

BONG

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MHpedalthroughit.bsky.social

That’s interesting … especially since their “beef” is officially 51% actual beef

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Eelfdestruct.bsky.social

Hear me out, put it in a straw! ...aww shit I just invented the taquito. well forget that one.

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KJkarlingian.bsky.social

Considering how violently ill I got the last time I went there, I'd suggest buying a freezer and keeping it there. Then cooking thoroughly.

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BBbrainblob.bsky.social

They can try and put them on the tacos 😂😂

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CDcharlie2snakes.bsky.social

Put it in my mouth jefe

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They could always try adding it to the portions.

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LEbensonisrad.bsky.social

Taco pasta?

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Aarkymouse.bsky.social

They even figured out how to put beef in my relationship with their food after they jacked up their prices. Real innovation would be then going back to 89 cent 5-layer burritos.

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AEelmsandr.bsky.social

Baja Beef Blast. Thank me later.

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