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Sean Leahy
@thepunningman.bsky.social
Call a Bondulance
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Waiter: Has sir decided? Baby: [closing menu] Just bring me your finest tits
Messaging my wife in 2003: “Thought about you all day, can you get home early?” Messaging my wife in 2023: “Toilet Duck is half price, should I get three bottles or four?”
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Sorry, babe, it's over. *I get on my motorcycle but I can't get it to start so I use my feet to scoot away*
Spiders can grow up to 8 feet.
Feeling like a heritage act here about to open with a new one and the entire audience starts booing cos they want to hear “not as popey as you’d hopey”.
Hey look, it’s the guy from that tweet.
SL
Sean Leahy
@thepunningman.bsky.social
Call a Bondulance
250 followers34 following6 posts