There’s a reason we kicked him out

Turn a movie into a porno: Schindler’s Little Black Book

never in a million -- BILLION -- years will you guess where this thread started

I’ve long since lost count of the number of hateful anti-trans Trump ads I’ve seen today while watching football. I’m a cis pacifist who abhors violence, but I swear if Trump showed up on my doorstep right now I’d knee him in his mushroom dick so hard his bronzer would fly off. 🖕☢️

I once visited an old town in France. Somewhere in Burgundy, IIRC. There was a fountain in the town square that dated back to medieval times, and included two figures performing a sex act. ♋️

He’s carrying my fantasy team on his shoulders 😬

This, all day long. Move away from the coasts to escape the flooding and you’re now in wildfire country (and wildfire season is now longer due to global warming).

A living wage?! That’s crazy talk! Next thing, you’ll be telling me that mastering social is hard work and isn’t done by people living in their parents’ basements!

Who gets to be Dabo, a prodigy who turned out to be a trash human and saw the shine come off quickly?

I saw a tweet thread the other day about how her social team is structured and operates, and it’s so smooth