Turn a movie into a porno: Schindler’s Little Black Book

never in a million -- BILLION -- years will you guess where this thread started

I’ve long since lost count of the number of hateful anti-trans Trump ads I’ve seen today while watching football. I’m a cis pacifist who abhors violence, but I swear if Trump showed up on my doorstep right now I’d knee him in his mushroom dick so hard his bronzer would fly off. 🖕☢️

I once visited an old town in France. Somewhere in Burgundy, IIRC. There was a fountain in the town square that dated back to medieval times, and included two figures performing a sex act. ♋️

This, all day long. Move away from the coasts to escape the flooding and you’re now in wildfire country (and wildfire season is now longer due to global warming).

Owner of a pro soccer team I used to work for would set up shell companies to oversee construction projects around the country, would have those “companies” take out loans for the projects, and would then have those “companies” declare bankruptcy so he could pocket the cash without repaying it.

I’m such a damn trendsetter 😎

ironic, Trump attacked by man who also hates windmills

JCjoolia.bsky.socialSep 16, 2024 3:32am

legit the funniest euphemism for “he’s white” I’ve ever seen

“If Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.”

MEmichaeledward.bsky.socialSep 12, 2024 9:42pm

@mscitro.bsky.social londondaily.com/british-writ...

British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read - London Daily

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:

What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders? Roughly 90% of marketing is looking at analytics and data and wracking your brain to find ways to get even 1% better. Only 10% of marketing is drinking whiskey at your desk.